Official Penis Police

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a set of official penis police beads and stickers

are a must for mardi gras!

NEW ITEMS FOR 2008 WILL BE ADDED SHORTLY!!!

~2008 Official Penis Police Beads~~LIMITED EDITION~

Here is what the 2008 Official Penis Police beads look like! Now you too can measure like the real OPP! Measuring tape doubles as a keychain after Mardi Gras 2008 is over so you can measure any time you'd like!

These beads will *not* be for sale.

Official Penis Police Beads!
Get your very own set for only $3.99 each! Beads are ready to ship immediately!

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Official Penis Police Citations!
Found that special someone who deserves a YAY! I HAVE A BIG PENIS citation? Well here you go! Get 5 for just $1.99.

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Official Penis Police Temporary Tattoos!
Our signature logo on a temporary tattoo! What more could you want? Lasts a few days (or less if you scrub it off with rubbing alcohol) or can last much longer if you don't shower! But please do...it smells bad enough on Bourbon street! Get 5 for $1.99!

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SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER! SPECIAL OFFER!

Official Penis Police "PACKAGE" (please ignore the pun)!

For just $10.00 get TWO strands of Official Penis Police Beads, 5 Official Citations and 5 Temporary Tattoos!

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HOW TO ORDER:

EASY, FAST & SAFE WAY
Click on the pictures above to pay by Paypal and use their easy shopping cart! Paypal accepts Credit Cards and Debit Cards.

Old Fashioned Way
Pay by personal check or money order! Order will not be sent until personal check clears.

Send an email with your order details to: jennifer@penispolice.com. I will email you back with an address to send checks or money orders to.

Shipping & Handling Rates:

Standard US Mail (for other shipping methods & prices, please email jennifer@penispolice.com)

Order Amount        Shipping
$1.00 - $5.00         $2.00
$5.01 - $20.00        $5.00
$20.01 - $40.00      $7.50
$40.01 - $60.00    $10.00
over $60.00          $12.00

FOR ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE EMAIL JENNIFER@PENISPOLICE.COM.