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Well Mardi Gras 2008 came and went! I was able to spend 12 crazy days in my favorite city and it was so worth it! Met tons of new friends and spent more time with old friends!

The Beadwhore and Penis Police party was a huge success! Thanks to all my girls, Rachel, Erin, Julie and Laura for always helping me out and going above and beyond your call of duty! Special thanks to Beadwhore Debbie, Jon, Garry and Abbey who partied with us all day!

Our Mardi Gras 2008 pictures are finally up! Click on Mug Shots above to see all the craziness!

If you have any pictures you would like me to add, please email them to me at jennifer@penispolice.com.

Meet the Staff Members of the Official Penis Police by clicking here!

I'll be in town for Mardi Gras 2009 of course! Be sure to find me all week in the French Quarter passing out my temporary tattoos, stickers and my very own custom made beads!  To guarantee you'll get a set of my beads, check out the Beads 'N Stuff link up above!

For Fat Tuesday, I'll be in full uniform wandering the French Quarter and issuing my Official Citations for the men of Mardi Gras who are sporting a Big Penis this year.  If you're a little "shortie", I'll be wrapping you with Police Do Not Cross tape in order to warn the ladies of MG - just kidding!  Everyone has a big weiner for Mardi Gras!!!!!

You will be most likely to find me chugging a Hurricane at Pat O'Brien's in the courtyard, dancing at Famous Door when Rockbox is playing, putting stickers on suspects at Cat's Meow or chasing culprits on the streets of the French Quarter.  Make sure you stop me, say hi and take a picture with me!

If you're a MG virgin or one of the regulars trying to search a hotel, flights or any other New Orleans info, be sure to click on the bead swinger on the left!  He'll guide you to all sorts of helpful tips and links!

So remember, if you hear a police siren...it's not the NOPD, it's most likely the Official Penis Police!!

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